" Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing "

Written By: Emerald Pillow

Warning: Language

Pairings: None really.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters. You can try to sue me, but all I have is a cat that looks like Trowa, but is named Duo.

Comments: This fanfic was co-written by triton_fujimiya. This is for hardcore Gundam Wing fans that have watched every episode more than once.

Rating: R

 

Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing

Ep. 10
Blooper #28

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat

Director: Action!

::Screen with Dr. J bleeps out::

::Heero looks at blank screen::

Heero: Mission accepted.

::Door cracks::

::Heero turns around and half stands, half sits in chair::

Duo: I've come to say good-bye. I've got a bad feeling about this one.

::Duo swings door open::

::Duo leans against door frame::

Duo: Oz's transport plan is good. Of what I could gather, they'll be taking two routes. By air, and by land. Heero. . .could you take me to the closet?

Heero: What?

Director: This is suppose to be a PG-rated cartoon Duo. Not R!

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat. . .take 2.

Director: Action!

Duo: I've come to say good-bye.

Heero: Yes! One down, one to go, now I'll have Trowa all to myself.

Duo and Quatre (offstage): Hey!

Quatre: Trowa's my man. . .did I say that out loud?

Duo: Heero, I'm your man.

Director: Heero, stop provoking people!

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat. . .take 3.

Director: Action!

Duo: Heero. . .could you take the air route; I'll fight them on the ground.

::Duo turns and begins to leave::

Duo: We'll lose unless we have our own plan this time.


::Duo turns back around::

Heero: Duo. . .

Duo: Huh?

Heero: Dumbass, this is suppose to be top secret. Shouldn't you have closed the door and come in?

Duo: Oh, you want me to come in?

Heero: Never mind, stay in the door way.

Blooper #29

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat

Director: Action!

::Camera scans blue truck sporting covered Heavyarms::


::Close up of Heavyarms' head::

::Trowa leaning against large computer with keyboard propped on left arm::

::Trowa typing on keyboard::

::Trowa stops typing on keyboard::

Trowa: There's no choice but to attack while they're transporting. If the data they've collected is sufficient even the most. . .

::Keyboard topples from arm and lands on floor::

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat. . .take 2.

Director: Action!

::Camera scans blue truck sporting covered Heavyarms::


::Close up of Heavyarm's head::

::Trowa leaning against large computer with keyboard propped on left arm::

::Screen of computer is showing soundless images of Vegeta sitting in underwear in isolation chamber::

Trowa: There's no choice but to. . .

Director: Cut!

Trowa: What?

Director: Fix the screen.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat. . .take 2.

Director: Action!

::Camera scans blue truck sporting covered Heavyarms::


::Close up of Heavyarms' head::

::Trowa leaning against large computer with keyboard propped on left arm::

::Trowa typing on keyboard::

::Trowa stops typing::

::Keyboard slips again::

Trowa: Damnit.

Blooper #30

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat

Director: Action!

Une: That concludes my briefing. . .now let's quickly review how to defeat the enemy. 01-shoot it down. 02-spot him before he spots you. 03-give him plenty of toys to play with. 04-put your hand on his head and wait for him to tire out from swinging his arms. 05-fight from the back.

::platform scales down::

Une: Col. Zechs. I was hoping that you would take on the task of 01 with the Tallgeese.

Zechs: by golly Lady Une, with all the information you gave, I just have to shoot him down and he'll just give up. He can't touch me if he can't fly.

Blooper #31

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat

Director: Action!

::Pink limo pulls up::

::Close up of Relena::

::Relena walks up stairs::

::Three girls run up to Relena::

Girl 1: Relena.

Relena: Good morning everyone.

Girl 1: Relena, something awful's happened.

Relena: Heero has changed schools. . .right?

Heero (offstage): Jackass; I told you to close the door Duo!

Director: QUITE ON THE SET!!!! Take it from Relena's line about Heero.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat. . .take 2.

Director: Action!

Relena: Heero has changed schools. . .right?

Girl 1: You already knew about it?

Girl 2: There wasn't enough time to become friends with Heero and Duo.

::Close up of Relena::

Relena: Off to fight again Heero.

Girl 2: Heero and Duo got into a fight? Are they in the hospital?

Girl 3: Maybe we should go see them.

Relena: What are you talking about? You're suppose to act like you didn't hear me.

Girl 2: Well you said it aloud.


Blooper #32

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat

Director: Action!

Une: I demand all pilots to surrender at once, and hand over your Gundams.

::Close up of Deathscythe and Sandrock::

::Close up of Quatre::

::Quatre quickly removes goggles to reveal black rings around eyes::

Quatre (yelling): They've targeted the Colonies!

::Everyone starts laughing::

Quatre: What? What's wrong?

::Quatre catches reflection in cockpit screen of himself::

::Duo laughs harder::

Quatre: Duo, that's not nice.

Blooper #33

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 10: Heero Distracted by Defeat

Director: Action!

::Heero holds up denation device::

Heero: Mission accepted.

::Heero pushes button::

::Nothing happens::

Wu Fei (offstage): Having problems?

Heero: At least you had a fizzle, I didn't get anything.

::Gundam blows up unexpectedly.

Wu Fei: Looks like fireworks to me.



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